Quote of the year

Moved me more than anything else I've heard this year -

Sam Moorhead, talking about his encounters with metal detectorists:

"It's a different world from the ivory towers of academia."

AZ's orgasm ruined my sneeze

Michael Mcintire:
Yes. That is wine. Everyone should have some.

It's to see if it's corked or not, and if it's corked - it's off. It's basically they're asking you to determine whether it's off or not - and if it's off they'll bring you another bottle. I'm paying for this. Why don't you ascertain whether it's off or not and not give it to me if it's off?


Max: Bitches love quarters!


AZ: Podobalo mi sie twoje 'Wchodzi mi w parade', bo bylam taka: 'Za czesto rozmawiasz z Babcia. Musisz rozmawiac czesciej z mlodymi Polakami'.
MD: Ale co? Ze nie mowi sie tak?
AZ: Nie! Chyba ze w Panu Tadeuszu!!

AZ: I just remember doing everything not to use the dryer. Like: ZERO!!! NO TEMPERATURE!!! OFF!!!

GLSB: I have some questions about the ethics of blending your pets.

AZ: That's just the different stretching of the world.