Lotsness of Randomness

Chandler: "Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer."

AZ: It was the perfect lips to tongue sorta ratio. xD

AZ: Yes. I would have a fictional giant from Harry Potter as my bridesmaid!

AZ: Does she realise she's not the perfect salt removal machine?

Adam Hills: "Yeeah.. If your last name is Hyman DON'T call your child an adjective..."

SD: A on tak podchodzil blisko, i tak sie od niego odsuwalem i mi ugryzl koszyk!

MS: It's like a cramp in your asshole.

MD: ...after a year and a half of marriage...
XR: O_O TWO YEARS!!!

GP: Oh, but... It's French. No. I can't!

MD: What's your middle name?
GP: I don't have a middle name.
XR: We should make it Caesar!!

XR: You can probably quantum hop.

MD: Do you think if I took my top off he'd stop talking?
GP: Hahahahaha- No.

XR: Can we just listen to and appreciate this song.


MD: What are you doing? We were appreciating the song!
XR: I wanted to make it better!

Re: 'keys' auto-correcting to 'jews'
GP: It will take some time though.
XR: What, to round up the Jews?
GP: Yeah. The Jews are not ready.

XR: Orange. Squeezed by Deakin.

XR: It's good to know there are some fantastic things coming Harriett's way this month!

GP: Even the French hate themselves! "Ahh..I'm so French!"

AZ: You're like my condom for tonight.

SD: I to byl the hottest krawat?

"probably don't tell him this, but I couldn't pick her out of a lineup. I have no memory of her existing."

Missing: 1cm horse

JCE: Or call the police and tell them you lost your 1cm tall horse.

JCE: Don't you have something arranged lined up? Something halal?

MS: And you know when you go on wikipedia for 'anal'...
[No. No I do not! xD]

MS: Netto stock market would plummet!

AZ: Women like that should be eaten by lions.

Horse maths

MD: Mam 151 koni. I kazdemu zrobilam po trzy zdjecia.
TSD: Oooo to ile tych zdjec masz!!
MD: ...No...453.
SD: Lol!

AZ: At that point he could be dating whoever... or a mime...

MD: Nakarmilam kota.
SD: Grzyby mi z kurtki wypadaja!

Dwarf-reproduction

GLSB: You'd be sucking on some unwashed cow.


GLSB: Dwarf-reproduction isn't one of my main interests.

RE: Me trying to do a Welsh accent :(
GLSB: I'm from Wales, not Pakistan!!!

GAT: I don't mind if guys think I'm gay.
...Wait...

ANH: Now that I've spent £160 on injections, I'm gonna eat SO much pork!

ANH: I helped an old man have sex.

ANH: You just French kissed me via a pen!!!

AZ: quite a penis you must have there cowboy


Also - because I cannot forget this story:
After a night out, GLSB bought himself some chips and a falafel.
I went back to the hostel, and came to his house the next morning.
DL was tidying the kitchen. We noticed a plastic bag with what, frankly, looked like regurgitated dog-food. Quality of the falafel aside - it had completely fallen out of the box, and into the plastic bag. Deciding that it was inedible in its state - DL put the bag in the bin. She shouted to GLSB to tell him she was doing so, and he yelled back angrily telling her not to. She took the bag out of the bin and put it back on the table.

A few hours later, GLSB scrambled out of bed, sat down at the table opposite me and proceeded to eat the falafel.

DL told him it had been in the bin.

He was less than entirely amused.

We then told him to eat the sandwich I had bought him, and when he refused, we told him we'd force feed it to him with the box.

Good times!

Hexogated.

XR: Thank you for the snog.

XR: I'm just gonna have to keep a GPS track of all your limbs. So I can retrieve them.

XR: "Astroid Boy"... OH! And speaking of Dom...

XR: "It was me... me, Geraint..." BOTH of you were there?!

MD: THEY QUARTERED HER!!!
XR: Six legs!
...
...Hexogated?

XR: You have a longer sword. And mine is floppy.

TJEW: Jews could never beat Dr Who!
GLSB: IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!!!