Dwarf-reproduction

GLSB: You'd be sucking on some unwashed cow.


GLSB: Dwarf-reproduction isn't one of my main interests.

RE: Me trying to do a Welsh accent :(
GLSB: I'm from Wales, not Pakistan!!!

GAT: I don't mind if guys think I'm gay.
...Wait...

ANH: Now that I've spent £160 on injections, I'm gonna eat SO much pork!

ANH: I helped an old man have sex.

ANH: You just French kissed me via a pen!!!

AZ: quite a penis you must have there cowboy


Also - because I cannot forget this story:
After a night out, GLSB bought himself some chips and a falafel.
I went back to the hostel, and came to his house the next morning.
DL was tidying the kitchen. We noticed a plastic bag with what, frankly, looked like regurgitated dog-food. Quality of the falafel aside - it had completely fallen out of the box, and into the plastic bag. Deciding that it was inedible in its state - DL put the bag in the bin. She shouted to GLSB to tell him she was doing so, and he yelled back angrily telling her not to. She took the bag out of the bin and put it back on the table.

A few hours later, GLSB scrambled out of bed, sat down at the table opposite me and proceeded to eat the falafel.

DL told him it had been in the bin.

He was less than entirely amused.

We then told him to eat the sandwich I had bought him, and when he refused, we told him we'd force feed it to him with the box.

Good times!