Re: Buying new phones.
K: Whyyy? Even for a missing child you have to wait 24 hours before reporting them to the police!!
EW: He'd need to not eat a huge number of bananas!
Mal: Me and Serge are excursion soulmates.
P: Well, if they can't find Big Ben from Parliament Square then they REALLY shouldn't be doing this job.
Re: Suren signing my book
Natalia DS: You do realize he just wrote his name right?
MD: They DID say 6:30 right?
Marcelo: I duno.. I heard 5.
MD: :| You've been here since 5AM?!
Marcelo: Yes.
Saturday, 30 July 2011
Sunday, 10 July 2011
This isn't Moscow; This isn't Rio
P: This isn't Moscow; This isn't Rio. This. Is. London.
MD: Is this THE banana, or A banana?'
Sarah: I think THIS is THE banana. So that must be A banana.
Mal: Sasha-proof plan
Re: Berk, buying roses for Blanca.
Mal: 'Cute'?! He's only done it 'cause he was fooling around with that French girl. Trust me, if a guy buys you roses - he's cheating on you!
Re: Barclays
AZ: so i cant see my accounts when abroad without having to scan my eye, giving a urine sample and a swab of saliva? i mean come the fuck on!
K: They think they're so BAD-ASS.
*Milz&Mal die laughing*
Re: Being woken up in the middle of the night.
MD: ...because they're being really loud and I don't have the master key, and also I'm not a boy, and I'm sorry to have woken you up. Will you come with me?
Rob: ...
...
...
What?
[Later on in the corridor]
Milz: Thank youuuu!
Rob: *half asleep* It's OK. Where are we going?
MD: Is this THE banana, or A banana?'
Sarah: I think THIS is THE banana. So that must be A banana.
Mal: Sasha-proof plan
Re: Berk, buying roses for Blanca.
Mal: 'Cute'?! He's only done it 'cause he was fooling around with that French girl. Trust me, if a guy buys you roses - he's cheating on you!
Re: Barclays
AZ: so i cant see my accounts when abroad without having to scan my eye, giving a urine sample and a swab of saliva? i mean come the fuck on!
K: They think they're so BAD-ASS.
*Milz&Mal die laughing*
Re: Being woken up in the middle of the night.
MD: ...because they're being really loud and I don't have the master key, and also I'm not a boy, and I'm sorry to have woken you up. Will you come with me?
Rob: ...
...
...
What?
[Later on in the corridor]
Milz: Thank youuuu!
Rob: *half asleep* It's OK. Where are we going?
Friday, 1 July 2011
No-one likes you, go away!
Re: Health and safety training.
AZ: Siedzi sie pod katem rozwartym
MD: We are international bitches.
AZ: She deserves it for her face.
AZ: Cause basically I'm reading a book and they fucked a chicken...
AZ: Beards gross me out cause... things get stuck in them...
AZ: It's just like, no-one likes you, go away!
AZ: She said 'I hate those shoes, you should throw those out' and I mean I hate them too but I automatically said 'NO I LOVE THEM!' She also said she hates my trousers so I decided that from this day I shall wear only those trousers!
Re: UNESCO
AZ: Its not Harry Potter.. you weren't destined to be there!
FP: I did see a horse that looked remarkably like Morgan Freeman.
Re: child in megaphone.
MD: That child is in the way of sound!
MD: But he sparkles in the sun!
FP: I can sparkle in the sun when I've been playing football for a few hours!
AZ: Siedzi sie pod katem rozwartym
MD: We are international bitches.
AZ: She deserves it for her face.
AZ: Cause basically I'm reading a book and they fucked a chicken...
AZ: Beards gross me out cause... things get stuck in them...
AZ: It's just like, no-one likes you, go away!
AZ: She said 'I hate those shoes, you should throw those out' and I mean I hate them too but I automatically said 'NO I LOVE THEM!' She also said she hates my trousers so I decided that from this day I shall wear only those trousers!
Re: UNESCO
AZ: Its not Harry Potter.. you weren't destined to be there!
FP: I did see a horse that looked remarkably like Morgan Freeman.
Re: child in megaphone.
MD: That child is in the way of sound!
MD: But he sparkles in the sun!
FP: I can sparkle in the sun when I've been playing football for a few hours!
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