This isn't Moscow; This isn't Rio

P: This isn't Moscow; This isn't Rio. This. Is. London.

‎MD: Is this THE banana, or A banana?'
Sarah: I think THIS is THE banana. So that must be A banana.

Mal: Sasha-proof plan

Re: Berk, buying roses for Blanca.
Mal: 'Cute'?! He's only done it 'cause he was fooling around with that French girl. Trust me, if a guy buys you roses - he's cheating on you!

Re: Barclays
AZ: so i cant see my accounts when abroad without having to scan my eye, giving a urine sample and a swab of saliva? i mean come the fuck on!

K: They think they're so BAD-ASS.
*Milz&Mal die laughing*

Re: Being woken up in the middle of the night.
MD: ...because they're being really loud and I don't have the master key, and also I'm not a boy, and I'm sorry to have woken you up. Will you come with me?
Rob: ...
...
...
What?

[Later on in the corridor]
Milz: Thank youuuu!
Rob: *half asleep* It's OK. Where are we going?