No-one likes you, go away!

Re: Health and safety training.
AZ: Siedzi sie pod katem rozwartym

MD: We are international bitches.
AZ: She deserves it for her face.

AZ: Cause basically I'm reading a book and they fucked a chicken...

AZ: Beards gross me out cause... things get stuck in them...

AZ: It's just like, no-one likes you, go away!

AZ: She said 'I hate those shoes, you should throw those out' and I mean I hate them too but I automatically said 'NO I LOVE THEM!' She also said she hates my trousers so I decided that from this day I shall wear only those trousers!

Re: UNESCO
AZ: Its not Harry Potter.. you weren't destined to be there!

FP: I did see a horse that looked remarkably like Morgan Freeman.

Re: child in megaphone.
MD: That child is in the way of sound!

MD: But he sparkles in the sun!
FP: I can sparkle in the sun when I've been playing football for a few hours!