The Blues And The Birds

JTA: It's to do with entropy.
MRT: Or you're just sucking wrong.

JTA: You look deep in thought.
MD: I am.
JTA: Would you like a ladder?
MD: Yes please.
JTA: ...fuck!

MRT: There's a time and a place for modesty, and this isn't it...
...To be fair, I don't actually know when that time and place IS...

EC: Now I'm just throwing bread on myself!

Malicious, et al.

Gossip Girl:
"Be careful. There's a fine line between surveillance and stalking."
"Yeah, getting caught. Which I don't intend to do."


Ibi: SD is LA minus the la la!

TSD: "Ahhh A! On jest taki wysoki"
¬_¬ LOL!!!


MDB: Yeah, sounds good. There's not WAY that could lead to sex!

MDB: Down goes my mighty oak.

MDB: Your voice is like audio chocolate.


MD: Do you WANT to be raped in prison, BRO?!
MDB: I wouldn't mind. In an ironic kinda way, y'know...


MDB: OH SHIT! Is your ex a pirate?!


MDB: Jesus Christ! There goes M! Match dot com - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!


MDB: I'm literally turning into an owl, that's how much of a hoot I'm having.

This one time, in Camden

Re: S&M orgy
GLSB: I'd be sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, crying.

TJEW: Someone was buying crack when I was in there.
(...)
GLSB: By 'crack' do you mean 'bum'?

TJEW: And then he spilled beer on my trunk.
(Then some protest about meaning furniture.)

AZ: My dad is my cousin's grandfather.

TJEW: If you two want to fuck, there's a graveyard right over there!
GLSB: NO THERE'S NOT!!!

AZ: He cut my hair. He also did my... He also cut my mother's hair!

TJEW: The chat over there was either Polish or incontinent.

Welcome to 2012!

MD: You're a big leaver!
DWS: Yes I am. Pull me!

DWS: He'll grow up and be successful. Unless he's an idiot, and then he'll die alone.

STR: Sex personal trainer? He doesn't wear a wig and we make out!

Re: Getting MRT a girlfriend.
MWT: I was gonna say...I have some nieces who might...
MRT: I have my own nieces!

Re: STR cheating; Simultaneously:
MD: YOU DAWG! MRT: YOU BASTARD!

XRL: I think she's about to unleash her loaf here!

AZ: Czy to ta z ktorej wszyscy biora siku?

MDB: What did you just say? "Throw up in her vagina"?!

STR: They'll be MY kids. With a fat skank...
MRT: Yeah...The joke would definitely be on us then...

MRT: What was she going to write in the text? "Really enjoyed last night"?

STR: He can't have gone for a fag - I'm still here!

STR: I have 2.5 hours of my dad in the car. Need to be fucked.


MD: I'm going to take him home and fuck him silly.
MWT: That WOULD be silly!

JGHYB: An amazing dictionary which resembles a pregnancy test?