Friday, 20 January 2012

This one time, in Camden

Re: S&M orgy
GLSB: I'd be sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth, crying.

TJEW: Someone was buying crack when I was in there.
(...)
GLSB: By 'crack' do you mean 'bum'?

TJEW: And then he spilled beer on my trunk.
(Then some protest about meaning furniture.)

AZ: My dad is my cousin's grandfather.

TJEW: If you two want to fuck, there's a graveyard right over there!
GLSB: NO THERE'S NOT!!!

AZ: He cut my hair. He also did my... He also cut my mother's hair!

TJEW: The chat over there was either Polish or incontinent.

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