Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Welcome to 2012!

MD: You're a big leaver!
DWS: Yes I am. Pull me!

DWS: He'll grow up and be successful. Unless he's an idiot, and then he'll die alone.

STR: Sex personal trainer? He doesn't wear a wig and we make out!

Re: Getting MRT a girlfriend.
MWT: I was gonna say...I have some nieces who might...
MRT: I have my own nieces!

Re: STR cheating; Simultaneously:
MD: YOU DAWG! MRT: YOU BASTARD!

XRL: I think she's about to unleash her loaf here!

AZ: Czy to ta z ktorej wszyscy biora siku?

MDB: What did you just say? "Throw up in her vagina"?!

STR: They'll be MY kids. With a fat skank...
MRT: Yeah...The joke would definitely be on us then...

MRT: What was she going to write in the text? "Really enjoyed last night"?

STR: He can't have gone for a fag - I'm still here!

STR: I have 2.5 hours of my dad in the car. Need to be fucked.


MD: I'm going to take him home and fuck him silly.
MWT: That WOULD be silly!

JGHYB: An amazing dictionary which resembles a pregnancy test?

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