Because El Toro

Re: Not complaining about free things

AZ: So like, when children in Africa get, instead of food, say like ping pong balls, they're not allowed to complain?

They phone up the charity and they're like: "That's not polite. You're so rude."


SD:
Zestresowalem sie ucieczka jajka przez dziurke w bekonie.

MD: What's in your picture?
Richard: Err.. I'M there.

AZ: For some reason 'p' is very popular with my phone. or prrrrrrrrrt or ##111

Re: DML seeing double
ANH: Tom you should have got out your wallet.
TJEW: Oh yeah: "Now I have £20..."

MD: Tom, would you know how to change a car wheel?
DML: Jesus Christ!

Re: AT talking about some utter filth on Gregbook
ANH: I like how you started that with "It was just..."!

ANH: I love him already!
MD: He's ginger.
ANH: Oh...

DML: Why are we together?
TJEW: Because El Toro.

DML: Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.
ANH: Is that when you pull their tails like <squeal>? :D

Re: ANH's haircut.
DML: It looks fine. You look more Ukrainian. So don't be surprised if people start saying racist things to you.

My mum's a bee keeper.

COV:

I hope you didn't think: "Ah, Charlie told me that - I'm gonna take it as actual fact!"

[MD: She'll put them in a box?]
My mum's a bee keeper.

My mum is covering a large fibreglass cow in smashed up pottery  ...and it's got a picture of the Queen's head n it... and it's got udders...

I really have nothing sarcastic to say - I like the cow!

If you need advice on like...a tree or an acorn or something...

[RE: Sloth attack]
It's coming!
Oh my god, we're gonna have to STROLL AWAY!!!

How long ago did you go to the zoo?
[MD: On Friday.]
Oh my god! It might be half-way to your house by now!!!

Even if it got within six inches of you - you could still get away!

Kocham Cie! Ale o Auschwitz pamietam.

Lewis Carroll: “Well, now that we HAVE seen each other,” said the unicorn, “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.”

N (JJ): Do you wanna meet my daughters? I have many daughters. I'll show you the biggest one.

GAT: He looked like a puppy chasing after you.
MD: He ALWAYS looks like a puppy.
GAT: Most of the time you see him - he's with you!

GAT: Why is my foot in a drawer?

GAT: You have loud paper.

COV: Ok, SWEETIE, when is your birthday?

COV: We were trying to give her a pep talk about how to recycle well!

COV: Should we have another round? More cheese and biscuits...?

[Re: 'may' vs 'might']
DHC: Pisze sie przez trzy dni, a potem sie pisze "June".

DHC: W Auschwitz tez byly bloki...

DHC: Kocham Cie! Ale o Auschwitz pamietam.

DHC: Dlaczego w Polsce nie ma takiego czasu ze teraz, tylko trzeba powiedziec 'teraz'.

DHC:
Spie i sypiam...
Pale i...palam?

[At the same time]
DHC: Ona jest ladna!
MD: Ona nie jest ladna!

GMK: Do I look blue to you?

DHC: The bar is empty.
MD: Why?
DHC: Because half the people are under-age here.

DHC: Diet coke.
MD: With?
DHC: With ice.

[Re: not drinking]
MD: I thought you said we were gonna have fun!
DHC: We are gonna have fun. I'm gonna get you drunk.

GREEN MILE MAN!

[Re: violinist]
DHC: Ona tylko struga patyk.

DHC: Ona ma fajny patyk!

MD: Turns out someone got raped in the morning!
DHC: THAT'S SO COOL!
MD: I KNOW RIGHT?!
[Er....]

DHC: Spiewaja tak jak Krawczyk, czy lepiej?

DHC: Juz wolalem Wielki Pieprzyk.

Wole Wielki Pieprzyk niz Zgubilam Owce...

[Everyone taking photos]
DHC: ...To fotograf...