Kocham Cie! Ale o Auschwitz pamietam.

Lewis Carroll: “Well, now that we HAVE seen each other,” said the unicorn, “if you’ll believe in me, I’ll believe in you.”

N (JJ): Do you wanna meet my daughters? I have many daughters. I'll show you the biggest one.

GAT: He looked like a puppy chasing after you.
MD: He ALWAYS looks like a puppy.
GAT: Most of the time you see him - he's with you!

GAT: Why is my foot in a drawer?

GAT: You have loud paper.

COV: Ok, SWEETIE, when is your birthday?

COV: We were trying to give her a pep talk about how to recycle well!

COV: Should we have another round? More cheese and biscuits...?

[Re: 'may' vs 'might']
DHC: Pisze sie przez trzy dni, a potem sie pisze "June".

DHC: W Auschwitz tez byly bloki...

DHC: Kocham Cie! Ale o Auschwitz pamietam.

DHC: Dlaczego w Polsce nie ma takiego czasu ze teraz, tylko trzeba powiedziec 'teraz'.

DHC:
Spie i sypiam...
Pale i...palam?

[At the same time]
DHC: Ona jest ladna!
MD: Ona nie jest ladna!

GMK: Do I look blue to you?

DHC: The bar is empty.
MD: Why?
DHC: Because half the people are under-age here.

DHC: Diet coke.
MD: With?
DHC: With ice.

[Re: not drinking]
MD: I thought you said we were gonna have fun!
DHC: We are gonna have fun. I'm gonna get you drunk.

GREEN MILE MAN!

[Re: violinist]
DHC: Ona tylko struga patyk.

DHC: Ona ma fajny patyk!

MD: Turns out someone got raped in the morning!
DHC: THAT'S SO COOL!
MD: I KNOW RIGHT?!
[Er....]

DHC: Spiewaja tak jak Krawczyk, czy lepiej?

DHC: Juz wolalem Wielki Pieprzyk.

Wole Wielki Pieprzyk niz Zgubilam Owce...

[Everyone taking photos]
DHC: ...To fotograf...