Because El Toro

Re: Not complaining about free things

AZ: So like, when children in Africa get, instead of food, say like ping pong balls, they're not allowed to complain?

They phone up the charity and they're like: "That's not polite. You're so rude."


SD:
Zestresowalem sie ucieczka jajka przez dziurke w bekonie.

MD: What's in your picture?
Richard: Err.. I'M there.

AZ: For some reason 'p' is very popular with my phone. or prrrrrrrrrt or ##111

Re: DML seeing double
ANH: Tom you should have got out your wallet.
TJEW: Oh yeah: "Now I have £20..."

MD: Tom, would you know how to change a car wheel?
DML: Jesus Christ!

Re: AT talking about some utter filth on Gregbook
ANH: I like how you started that with "It was just..."!

ANH: I love him already!
MD: He's ginger.
ANH: Oh...

DML: Why are we together?
TJEW: Because El Toro.

DML: Pigs have 30 minute orgasms.
ANH: Is that when you pull their tails like <squeal>? :D

Re: ANH's haircut.
DML: It looks fine. You look more Ukrainian. So don't be surprised if people start saying racist things to you.