Gypsy/Jazz/Dubstep Fusion

MD: It grazed the top of my head.
GAT: That was one leaf!!

GAT: You've met people. Sometimes they get jobs.

"A child lies in bed..."
TJEW: I'm gonna enjoy this whatever happens next.

RE: "The Private Worlds of Dying Children"
TJEW: Is this a play?

HY: I'm gonna draw El Toro!

SD: Kazdy atakuje na swoje mozliwosci.

SD: Niechcacy szedlem w zbroi...

GAT: What's the hypothesis when you're cooking?

GAT: Can you please just not buy anything from that shop...

(I'm sure this was funny due to tone or context, but I don't remember :( )
JTA: <face palm>
Milz is sitting comfortably!

Re: Taste
MD: Japanese? Chinese?
TNM: Asian...

JTA: There's "u" and then there's "w".

JTA: You look like a guy I know. His name's Dillon.
No, no... what I'm saying is - he looks SO girly!

GAT: Well done. You've invented the aeroplane.
MD: No. It's going to be on a string!
GAT: You've invented the aeroplane on a string...

(Re: JGHYB lying to him about food/milkshakes)
GLSB: "I was wearing shoes with Milz"


"I'm not firing you, I'm just not giving you any shifts for a year."


Re: Cradling a disabled person onto chair on the bus.
GLSB: I'm looking after your dignity!


GLSB: Sometimes, you talk about the essays you do and I think I don't know what archaeology is... 

GLSB: I am... My dad... 


GLSB: My day today... It's 3 o'clock and I'm drinking cider and listening to A-ha. 


Re: Portuguese + wearing Brazil t-shirt
GLSB: It's...just a t-shirt from Primark... 


XRL: I almost Gagnesed... 


XRL: You have a red pig. I have a yellow pig. You wanna swap pigs?

XRL: But hey!....
....
....
....That's all I've got...


XRL: Uberly safe rabbit!

GLSB: <in Spanish:> I like your tits!
EGR: You haven't seen them without a t-shirt. (...) I'll send you pictures.

Re: EGR without t-shirt
XRL: A grapefruit without hairs.

XRL: I've just realised you are here. You are Edgar.

XRL: I like to know where my money is going, but I don't care about African children.

XRL: It's all about entrepreneurial Africans...

Re: cigar
MLP: That's awfully soggy and cold!

MLP: Can I try the big one again?

Re: Homeless person
MLP: That felt bad when we have cigars...

TJEW: I haven't just ordered a sample from a cesspit... Add some water and yeast... See how it smells...

TJEW: I wonder what would happen if you put yeast in poo...

Re: wedding
TJEW: I'm sure there's something awful I can do with the present...
GAT: Guidebook to immigration law.
TJEW: Fake passport.

TJEW: Us +1s. That's to account for the women or something.

MD: Would you not want to see him in a Minnie Mouse costume?
DML: No.
TJEW: ...With a stripper on a lead. With a dildo 'round my <SLAP>


DML: Brap-babies


Re: TJEW travelling 
TJEW: What? By myself?
DML: Ask people!
TJEW: No, I hate people.


DML: I'm female and you're male...
TJEW: How very biological of you...


TJEW: Not even The Underworld sees that particular brand of twat. 


TJEW: Just stick it wherever. 
My life philosophy...
...
DML: Yes.

TJEW: Gypsy/Jazz/Dubstep Fusion

GAT: I'd imagine a deep fried Creme Egg would be the most dangerous thing on the planet!

Re: DML's dancing
HY: It looks like some kinda communist propaganda dance.

GAT: I mean... It was me. I buzz occasionally.