MD: I will even bring my own equipment.
DHC: Can you bring your pulse this time?
Re: Big McDonald's chip
MD: Ziemniaki nie sa takie duze
DHC: Moze to banan?
Re: Monopoly board
DHC: Takie same ulice jak w zeszlym roku?
MD: Jada na narty do Francji.
DHC: Czemu tylko jedna osoba ma narty? Beda sie dzielic?
DHC: No ale ryby to nie mieso?
[To AJZ. Ahh, 21st century...]
MD: <passes pen> Do you want to type?
MD: Are there full-sized fairies?
GLSB: Not unless you mean the derogatory term to describe homosexuals...
[Don't sound like Gypsies at all...]
AJZ: I remember sitting in the yard doing the hog party.
MD: What happens in Ethiopia?
AJZ: Just general African things like rape and stuff.
MD: You're going to look like Churchill!
GLSB: Gaddafi is what I'm hoping for!
Re: shopping list.
MD: Do you want me to write it down?
GLSB: No, I'm sure I'll remember...
...To call you.
XRL: I don't have socks in there. You guys are weird!
Re: training children.
XRL: I could set them easier challenges like... fight a snail when they're a baby.
MD: Boys suck.
JAD: See, she's gay!
XRL: You don't have to worry about gassing Arians!
XRL: Me and Avril Lavigne could be friends.
MD: Yeah, naked friends...
XRL: If she washed her hair more often...
Re: Ellen
XRL: I'd like her job. Not as a lesbian. I don't think that's even a job.
XRL: If religious people hate science so much they should just go without the things science has given them and see how they go. They can like...walk with sandals and eat fish from the sea.
XRL: There's no honour in being a suicide bomber.
MD: Are Korea going to start World War 3?
XRL: No. Because Korea are just one country, not the whole world.
MRT: You are like a therapist's wet dream right now.
MRT: I do not have a WKD side. I have a good pint of ale side!
Re: the above
MRT: If I die - will you put that on my tombstone?
MRT: I'm sure we had some good times. I don't think we were naked for any of them, but I'm sure we had some good times.
MJS: Did he promise to buy you jodhpurs and then buy you said promised jodhpurs?
MD: Does it not bother you that you've finished uni and your girlfriend is still in college?
MRT: NOT girlfriend!
MD: OK, not girlfriend...
MRT: Yeah. A bit.
...On the other hand - I've still got it!
MRT: And if he became a woman I'd probably love him in a different way.
MD: I bet you would!
MRT: Nah, I don't think he'd be my kind of woman...
[Ahh, the sad, half-drunk realisation...Re: Using the Duck for employment purposes...]
MD: I have a blog. But I can't tell anyone. It's like being Batman...
LDC: Hello! I'd like a metal head-pyramid please ... It's to stop the aliens, you know!
LDC: Pyramid-transmission device.
[LDC & Judgemental Waiter re: moisturiser. Lolz]
LDC: That's why men can't wear moisturiser! Unless it says like "metal" or "man...flavoured". Ew. No. Not that.
Metro, Wed 17 April 2013, p.15:
"The fat Newcastle thug who hit a police horse in the face is the lowest of the low and I hope he is severely dealt with."
[Also, interview with the guy who did it, who was all disgusted with his behaviour. Just. What the hell?]
RJB: You've been racist twice this evening.
MD: I'm pretty sure "gay" isn't a race?
RJB: Oh...yeah...
<complex topic>
MD: Yeah...
RJB: Yeah... UNICORNS.
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