Why share?

TSD: She bought her LP. Oh god, I'm so old. Her CD!

MD: O, tatus nie ma nawet sily zeby sie polozyc.
TSD: To go popchnij.

MD: Did you just throw the cat out?
TSD: No...He jumped...

MD: I don't know. I haven't stood up yet.
XR: I thought you said 'I havent spit up yet'. Why share?!

After reading the synopsis for the CSI episode we missed.
TSD: Ale ja juz wiem co sie stanie. Bo tutaj jest napisane.
SD: Dlaczego to zrobilas?
MD: Ale...Ale...
TSD: Ale tylko dwa zdania.
SD: Ale po co je czytalas?
TSD: Nie wiem...
...
...Przeczytac wam?
MD+SD: NIE!!!!!


Apprentice You're Fired
'Was this manufactured in heaven?' o.O And then did you pick up on that and go 'No. In Swansea'?!


GLSB: going to flat-hunt with Ouebb and job-hunt also
lots of hunting
more than is good for a vegetarian

AZ: so the point of the story babies - it's good to have dormant black genes?

TSD: You used to read all the time.
MD: No I didn't! That's an urban myth.
TSD: ¬_¬ No.

MD: My head just vibrated.
JTA: You should get that checked out. Sounds painful!

Re: Bunny-outfit
JTA: ...So he can touch them on their nipple places. Shame on you, Winnie the Pooh!

JTA: Send in the diviner diviner!

MD: I like that little girl's dress. It matches her dad's top :)
JTA: Nyawww... Accessorising your daughter!

Re: Pierogi
MD: Zrobilam je wszystkie.
TSD: To juz wrzucilas!?! SD: DWIE PACZKI!?!
MD: Nie, jedna. Tak, juz.
SD: Juz mialem mowic ze bedziemy te pierogi jesc do rana.

JCE: That's it. I just like ugly shoes.

I feel the following exchange is the most representative two lines of our relationship.
MD: i have glue on my eyelid :(:(
GLSB: how, dear God, how?