This is unsustainable.

(The green-eyed monster? xD)
LDC:
Oh you PURPOSEFULLY went to The Volunteer?!

(Re: French Siri)
LDC: It sounds like a stroke victim...

(Logic???)
LDC: Do you know Sporcle?
MD: Yes. We played it last time you were here.
LDC: Yeah I know. That's why I asked you. But then I forgot.

LDC: People will literally buy anything, including nothing.

(Wtf?)
MD: The thing about lollipops... <LDC bursts out laughing>

LDC: That was a genuine compliment, not a two-faced compliment.

(Do YOU?!)
MD: I don't think there's a lesbian story. Unless you know something I don't...?
LDC: I don't, do you?
MD: No.

LDC: You'd be like "Why are you taking my pencil?". Because it was awkward. This is the "awkward pencil".

LDC: A mathematician without a piece of paper is basically a shell :(

- Oh! And a pen too!

LDC: NEW IMPROVED LOUIE WITH A PINEAPPLE!

(Re: Conversation loss.)

LDC: THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE! 

[Caption:]

MD: One more time. You looked Chinese! ... Look!

LDC: That's my happy face!!!

(Re: Finding google doodle)

LDC: So was it just Google? <squeaky voice> OF COURSE it's just Google!!!

LDC: Your lampshade looks like an upside-down lampshade.

(Deep...)

MD: How do you feel about Spanish music?

LDC: ...I don't feel. 

[Caption: "This is humiliating"]

[Caption: "I think I look quite fetching."]

(Re: Box)

LDC: You could put paper clips in it. 

MD: I don't have any paper clips.

LDC: Well, get some paper clips! Jesus, woman!!!

(Reflection time...)

MD: ...But, pineapples are really fat.

LDC: HOW DARE YOU?!