Friday, 22 April 2011

21/04/2011 El Toro.

Some fabulous times with TJEW and XR.

Story time.
TJEW: Ok, so there were these Russian guys, and they got totally pissed...*XR bursts out laughing!* I haven't even started yet!

Re: AZ's flimsy wrists.
XR: We decided she'd be great at masturbating other men.

TJEW: I'll probably just end up as a lawyer.
MD: Nyaww, you poor thing! 'My tiara is falling down and my diamond shoes are too small! :'( '
*silence*

Re: shanking. [also - 'cranking' is a good term, no?]
TJEW: The fundamental question is - why not just flush?!

XR: Can we eat El Toro later? ...NOT in a sexual way!!!

After a double shot of disguisting tequila.
XR: Are you a Mexi-can or Mexi-can't?!
TJEW *tamely*: I'm definitely a Mexi-can't now...

TJEW comes back from getting a drink; XR: Well, this is difficult... Take my seat! ... I forgot... *leaves again*
???

XR: El Toro, your reputation precedes you!
TJEW: Yes, by about 18 inches.

The beginning of the worst New Year's Eve tale ever!
TJEW: On our way there I realised I needed a shit. It was 10 o'clock.

Context missing?
TJEW: That's just crossing the line...
XR and MD in unison: EL TORO HAS A LINE?!?!


Having been judged for asking for vodka and cranberry juice.
XR: Fine, get me a vodka and man juice!

About TJEW's school experiences and/or WWII.
"If we do anything we'll be touching his cock!"

XR's spelling: N for Necromancer

TJEW's initials: TJEW
Ummmm....

[10/09/11 - I just went around correcting all the 'TWs' into 'TJEWs' and now I realize my past-self knew about this and just ignored it. STUPID PAST ME!]

Trying to convince me to drink gin and tonic.
XR: But it prevents malaria!
TJEW: One of UK's biggest concerns...

As XR approaches the table with a shot of tequila.
MD: What the hell?!
XR: It's El Toro! I bought him tequila!!!
TJEW: OK. You do know I'm not actually Mexican?

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