Saturday, 30 April 2011

29/04/2011 From the Royal Wedding.

And, at the same time, my beautiful Swan writing book :)

XR: He's a man... A ginger man...
In unison: BUT A MAN NONETHELESS!

About William not getting a ring, and pondering about the Royal Wedding Edition cock rings.
XR: There are about a thousand guys our there going LAD!!!

About the choir boys.
MD: Which one of these kids do you think is getting the most action from the priests?
XR: I knew this question was coming that's why I gave you an inappropriate look... But the second one I think...
MD: Yeah I know! I was gonna say...
In unison: I WOULD!!!

[Misses out inappropriate quote... Just fmi]

[Apparently. I do NOT remember this! Hopefully context to follow?]
MD: I wish I was a man!

XR: You knocked over Newton with a British flag! Oh the irony!

XR: He's wearing a crown! This kid should be beheaded!!!

MD: My mouth has a filling capacity!
XR: Reeeeeally?

MD: One of the policemen looks really hot.
XR: Like sexy or not coping well with the heat?

Stealing my notebook.
MD: Give it back!
XR: I already gave it to you once!
MD: GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!

Placard from the wedding:
'Check-mate Kate - you've taken the King'

TV: I think Kate is the next Diana.
XR: What, she's gonna die?!


[Unsure] Enjoy!
MD: Enjoy my ASS!
[This quote is even funnier given that XR, in an attempt to write it, misspelt the word 'ass' four times! Epic fail xD]

Re: the tornado.
News: Almost 300 people have died...
MD: AT THE WEDDING?! :|

RE: my heart.
XR: Now I know you have a MASSIVE one!

XR's card 'Malt...aged 21' - he told me that whiskey is usually 16, 18, 21, and then 30, 40 etc, and I said it's because they wanted to buy good whiskey cards which said how old they were, and cards don't come with 22, 23, 24...etc.
MD: Hallmark killed whiskey!

XR: When you cut William he blues bleeds...

XR: That's terrifying! You look like you're about to each children!

From Poirot. Re: nuns.
'Bloody vampires in drag, quite frankly'

XR: I don't think Arnold Schwarzenegger can be any more religious... No, what?! Ridiculous!

Poirot:
'Earlier you had killed a goat'

Re: hats on Poirot [think Apu or museum guy in The Mummy]
XR: What are these hats called?
MD: Upside down bins?

XR: Mein Kampf II...
MD: THE SEQUEL!!!

Re: Marx's grave
MD: Will you go with me? Will you will you will you?
XR: Are you just gonna fall asleep when we get there?

XR: When I went to a concentration camp in Germany...

XR: You know you've screwed up when you don't want to do Physics.♥

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