And, at the same time, my beautiful Swan writing book :)
XR: He's a man... A ginger man...
In unison: BUT A MAN NONETHELESS!
About William not getting a ring, and pondering about the Royal Wedding Edition cock rings.
XR: There are about a thousand guys our there going LAD!!!
About the choir boys.
MD: Which one of these kids do you think is getting the most action from the priests?
XR: I knew this question was coming that's why I gave you an inappropriate look... But the second one I think...
MD: Yeah I know! I was gonna say...
In unison: I WOULD!!!
[Misses out inappropriate quote... Just fmi]
[Apparently. I do NOT remember this! Hopefully context to follow?]
MD: I wish I was a man!
XR: You knocked over Newton with a British flag! Oh the irony!
XR: He's wearing a crown! This kid should be beheaded!!!
MD: My mouth has a filling capacity!
XR: Reeeeeally?
MD: One of the policemen looks really hot.
XR: Like sexy or not coping well with the heat?
Stealing my notebook.
MD: Give it back!
XR: I already gave it to you once!
MD: GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!
Placard from the wedding:
'Check-mate Kate - you've taken the King'
TV: I think Kate is the next Diana.
XR: What, she's gonna die?!
[Unsure] Enjoy!
MD: Enjoy my ASS!
[This quote is even funnier given that XR, in an attempt to write it, misspelt the word 'ass' four times! Epic fail xD]
Re: the tornado.
News: Almost 300 people have died...
MD: AT THE WEDDING?! :|
RE: my heart.
XR: Now I know you have a MASSIVE one!
XR's card 'Malt...aged 21' - he told me that whiskey is usually 16, 18, 21, and then 30, 40 etc, and I said it's because they wanted to buy good whiskey cards which said how old they were, and cards don't come with 22, 23, 24...etc.
MD: Hallmark killed whiskey!
XR: When you cut William he blues bleeds...
XR: That's terrifying! You look like you're about to each children!
From Poirot. Re: nuns.
'Bloody vampires in drag, quite frankly'
XR: I don't think Arnold Schwarzenegger can be any more religious... No, what?! Ridiculous!
Poirot:
'Earlier you had killed a goat'
Re: hats on Poirot [think Apu or museum guy in The Mummy]
XR: What are these hats called?
MD: Upside down bins?
XR: Mein Kampf II...
MD: THE SEQUEL!!!
Re: Marx's grave
MD: Will you go with me? Will you will you will you?
XR: Are you just gonna fall asleep when we get there?
XR: When I went to a concentration camp in Germany...
XR: You know you've screwed up when you don't want to do Physics.♥
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