Friday, 22 April 2011

22/04/2011 Possum?

AZ: DC text me yesterday saying mumbo jumbo. KURWA SPIERDALAJ!

Talking about O's towel drying.
[What I heard] AZ: Like this *scrubs* like a possum! 
Oh, she actually said 'flossing'!! xD

Also, re: XR's claim that someone was once voted the hottest woman of 2001. 
MD: Was it Brittany Murphy?
AZ: Probably voted her with AV...


MD: What do you think the most offensive you can POSSIBLY think of is?  *AZ - blank stare* Did I put a noun in that sentence?

AZ: Oh yeah, that's like when I went to this experiment thingy when I went to this experiment thingy.
¬_¬

About some wailing drunk people.
AZ: I hope they die. And I will not regret it if they actually die.

AZ: Was it Aristotle who said something like 'You never walk into the same river twice'?
MD: ¬_¬ No, it was Pocahontas.

About an nk photo.
Comment: Jakie dwa urocze zajaczki :)
MD: Kurwa spierdalaj lezbijko!


Out of the blue!
AZ: I have really weird thoughts in my head.

About those creepy spam ads.
AZ: Oh, but, Russian girls looking for men in my area!
MD: I'm sorry honey, you just don't have what it takes - a penis.
AZ <sheepishly>: But three people in my area want to date me :)


About Muffin the mouse.
AZ: I want it to die in front of my very eyes!!

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