Vinegar.

Just a story that I desperately must remember.

Me and DHC went out birthday present shopping for AZ. As I was leaving the house, I asked if there was anything she wanted me to buy. She said we need a bottle of vinegar to clean the drains.

Me and DHC hopped to her workplace, and wanted to collaborate with her freaky boss. Convo:
A: Do you see her a lot? Do you go out a lot?
MD: *smoothly* No! I never see her :( In fact, I only spoke to her to ask if she needed anything bought, and she said 'Vinegar' and I left.
A: WHY? Why does she want vinegar?!
MD: She wants to clean something.. The drain.. I don't really know.
*end of this convo*

From my pov:
I go shopping. I buy her lots of nice stuff. I go to my study. Mind my own business for a few hours. Go home. Get home - she lashes out at me as soon as I walk through the door.
AZ: What's with the vinegar?!
MD: Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry! I totally forgot!
AZ: No, that's OK. But what's with the texts?!
MD: ...Huh? ;/

From her pov:
[Back story: all of AZ's phone numbers got erased, so she didn't have anyone's number]
I leave the house. Suddenly she gets the text, bitching about the vinegar, sarcastically saying things like 'I'll get you a cleaner' etc. Gets passive-aggressive between 'Bitch what the hell?!' and ':( I just wanted some vinegar!'
I get home - she wants explanation as to what the hell the texts were all about.


So here I am, all sheepish and wtf-ed, and she's annoyed and confused.

Turns out - her genius boss decided to text her weird, sarcastic things about the conversation we'd just had, despite being asked not to tell her I was ever there.

Massive twit.