Hypnotist [Too random, even for me.]

Felicity:
x - Where you going?
N - Err... Hypnotist.
x - Oh ...You know, you said that like it was a normal answer.
N - Yeah, I know, I'll explain it to you on Tuesday.

MD: I was chirpy before you called me. I was drawing stick-men with buckets on their heads.
MDB: ON YOUR OWN?!
MD: No. I was in a group stick man drawing session.

[Context lost.]
Maxi: We came in 1952 and gave them a proper education.

Maxi: I've passed out. But I've never passed out IN PISS!

[Context lost. But it sounds intense.]
EC: I like Milz because Stonehenge was built by dinosaurs

MDB: I just need some Cold War love.


Ordering drinks at the pub. Ordered one coke, and one JD and coke.
Barman: I put the JD and coke in two cups.
DL: What?
Barman: I put the JD and coke in two cups.
DL: WHAT THE HELL?!
Barman: I said: I put the -
MD: It's OK. I got it! (Y)
DL: What???
MD: He put the JD and coke in two cups.
DL: OMG WHAT WHY?!
[Sheer panic attack. About nothing. xD]

[Having been criticised for sending one word texts]
SD: Ale, nie jestem Wieslawa Szymborska!

[One for the fortune cookie business]
EC: If a girl has no nails, she cannot scratch.

EC: It's a bit of a strange society where you get fit girls drunk and high and get them to predict the future.

EC: The quiet man cannot hear his own voice.

[One of Maxi's greatest moments in my opinion! Re: eggs.]
MD: Is it called sunny side down?
Maxi: It's called GO TO FUCKING LABOUR CAMP!!!


Original Quote: [22/04/2011]
AZ: Was it Aristotle who said something like 'You never walk into the same river twice'?
MD: ¬_¬ No, it was Pocahontas.

Now it turns out that, as a matter of fact, we both judged each other, for very different reasons.
AZ laughed at the fact that I thought it was in Pocahontas.
And I laughed because I thought she got Aristotle confused with Pocahontas.
In the end, it was Herakleitos of Ephesus. So there.


[NO idea what this is about, but I'm guessing it was DHC.]
[The first one is about teeth pulling I believe.]
jak dojdzie do 3 z 10 to ci cos daja na to. how do you quantify pain?

o heroinie napisalem tak jakby byla morphina

skonczylas juz. skonczylas. nie musisz juz z nikim spac.

[About psycho-girl in A&E]

AZ: Is this purple? Doesn't taste like purple!

AZ: Did I tell you I have snails in my shower sometimes?

Tim: Get your tank off my lawn!

Tim: My students are more important than your shopping list!

Tim: I think we've joined a funeral quartet, I really do.

[^ The field trip was pretty epic.]

Maxi: I tried. I can't.
EC: Use your fork.
Maxi: There's a reason you work at *****.

Child at work: She can't be a princess because she's not Queen Elizabeth the II's daughter!