Remind them to stfu.

(Re: climbing shoes.)
Maxi: Do you like my shoes?
MD: :/
Maxi: WHAT?! BOYS LIKE SHOES TOO!!!


(Re "chavy")
MD: He wasn't very nice...
Maxi: Probably because his buttplug was the wrong size!

(Between a rock and a...)
MD: Don't go. <hugs>
Maxi: I have to. They said they'd cut my left testicle off if I don't go.
MD: Alright. Then I'll cut off the right one if you do.
Maxi: ...Tricky stuff! <weighs up>
xD I love this guy!!

(Caption of a photo of a stuffed seagull in a welly!)
Nicki: "I had to put the seagull in a welly cos the vase has flowers in it."

AZ: Me and DHC were wondering if this is true or...if she's off her meds or something?


(Re: Coronet cinema & peasants)
Announcement: We would like to remind you that smoking is not permitted...
AZ: Remind them to shut the fuck up.