ON RYANAIR?!

HIMYM:
- So, what did you order?
- Oh, just black coffee.
- Hmm, I like it that way too.
- Yeah, it just tastes better to me.
- I find that if the coffee beans are good enough you really don't need- WHY ARE YOU IN A WEDDING DRESS?!


SBF: i defo prefer drinking to jogging lol

Amazon:
This is a very sweet little clock but has no numerals or dots. This makes it fairly useless for telling the time, especially in the night.

Max: I know what it's like. You come home drunk...
MD: I'm not drunk.
Max: Why not?
MD: I was at a poetry reading.
Max: Oh. <puts arm on my shoulder> I'm so sorry.

[I stumble down the stairs, floods of tears pouring from my eyes, I fall into the opening door. First words to come out of his mouth:]
Max: Did he not like the shoes?

SD: Wszyscy moga paradowac - geje, lezbijki, zwierzeta, obroncy krzyza, NIE obroncy krzyza...

SD: Wspolna parade - wszyscy przeciwko wszytkiemu.

[Context inappropriate? xD]
AZ: ON RYANAIR?!?!?!

AZ: Is that Lenin?
MD: Ohhh! It's Prince Philip!

SD: Mnie by sie nawet znaczka nie chcialo liznac za 30p.