My favourites from: http://www.crapdate.com/
"I met a girl who told me she had a gastric band. Later I came back from the toilet to find her crying and both of our deserts gone."
"I went on a date once with a guy who got so incredibly pissed he confessed to wanking his brother off when he was 11. I ran."
"date loudly exclaimed that he was very good at cunnilingus in a crowded pub & then showed me topless phone pictures of his sister"
"After 2nd date took a cute guy home and slept with him. In morning I went for shower, came out found him masturbating into my shoe."
In other news:
TSD: Do you have a horse with no leg?
MD: Yeah, why?
TSD: Cause I found a leg.
MD: O. W brzuchu mi bulgocze.
TSD: Jedzenie zjezdza winda w dol.
MD: Where do these people come from?! :| And WHY!?!
AZ: no idea... caves asylums and eastern europe? also balkans and siberia.
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