Mind the gap.

K: Wypalam sie zawodowo przy jelopach.

[General Brazillian mockery of Russians]: "Meelzz Meelzz McDonald's! Meelz Meelz Starbucks!"

Jose, Isabel, Regina et al: Mind the gap. And the doors. And the line. And the child.

Vitor's amazing Portugese lesson at the Apple Store:

Um Lindo arco-íris

Isso é um chapéu bobo

É um porco-espinho


Groupon:
Seals were used throughout the early medieval period for the official authorisation of important documents, until someone discovered that otters were cheaper and more cooperative.

P: It's worth going just so you can hate her.