The dessert of the two spoons

Re: getting a spam text on the tube
K: Patrz. Nawet tutaj mnie znalezli!

K: Zaraz bedzie ratatatowal.
M: Czym bedzie ratatatowal?
K: Ratatatorem.

[few moments later]
K: Nie wiem o co mi chodzilo.
M: No- ratatatatatata

xD

K: Why do you have two spoons?
R: I thought we could share.
K: I think it would be better to share one spoon and two cakes.

R - *bringing over another cake; explains:* This is for my other spoon.

[Almost dropping the second cake]
R: I got distracted by Mu's cleavage.

M: My elbow is crunching.
K: What? :|
M: ...I said: my elbow is crunching.
K: Oh! I thought you said your ovary.
¬_¬

Linda: Colour? GOD!!!

K: Have you got a colour?
Linda: Yes.
K: In English?
Linda: YES!!!

MD: Boy... Animal...
K: HA! Same thing.

K: 55 your face.

Miscommunication.
K: Colour?
M: As in the port?
...????
In the end it turned out that she was saying 'Colour?' and I was hearing 'Calais?'. Nevermind xD

R: Such TV programmes as... 'Farmer let's find a wife'

K: And then he mentioned Mu.
R: No I didn't!! I said 'If I had a top ten...'
LOL