Quick, blind the crawling snail!

[Re: the name of this post -
K: Nooo call it 'slug', cause it rhymes with 'duck'
¬_¬]

K: Dumpling without feeling

MD: Did you keep the CD[D]OS?
K: Oh...I'm sorry. I kept it in my heart.

R: The three musketeers met in Condom.
[You know what...I don't even...]

Re: Ildi, female staff, male accommodation etc.
K: Not unless she has a falafel.

Re: Strange slug/wax-like substance.
I: I found something similar on my windows.
K: Really? On your computer?

R: Have you heard of Wee Willy Winkie?
.........
K: That's his alter-ego.

[I don't even know the context, but it had something to do with corn!]
I: I have two hands!

MD: We look like lesbian lovers.
K: No YOU do.
MD: ...What? On my own?
K: Yes. I'm just the crowd.

R: Probably from the window it looks like you're talking to the postbox. They'll think you're a psycho. "I'm gonna write to you. And you. And you..."

K: It's not very flattering to film a snail from behind.

Re: snail video [Which I will totally be posting on here! Cause it's totally badassedly [< there's a possibility that that's not a word!] AWESOME!]
M: No cause it gets better at the end.
K: Wow ¬_¬ The plot thickens. I can't believe my eyes. I just can't keep up with the pace.