Delivering a calf

TJEW: Yeah, I've fucked apples.

[Context missing, but I remember it being funny...]
GLSB: D is SOO lucky!

MD: So when D turns up in two days time...
TJEW: Balls will just sprout out of her.

TJEW: THIS should not be biologically possible. Yet I've seen videos!

TJEW: Do you know what is hot?...
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Delivering a calf.


GLSB: You can tell her age by how her teeth go!