Why are you taking pictures of cats?

Cracked.com:
What? Do I have something on my face? Is it terror? I had terror for lunch. Its probably terror.

Big Bang Theory:
I ate a butterfly. It was so small and beautiful. But I was so hungry.

Hello Leonard, do you like my bongos?
Bet you didn't know, that I had bongos.
Three in the morning is a good time for bongos.
Leonard sleeps while I play bongos.
Leonard no sleep while I play bongos.
Penny meant "If he WERE a purple leprechaun"
Penny forgot to use the subjunctive.

- Where are you going?
- Wherever the music takes me, kitten.

Being Human:

- That don't make no sense.
- Neither do the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody, but I didn't make them up either.

How I met your mother:
- There's no manager there, you're pointing at a fern!

- Do you have time to sit with me?
- I don't know. You're wearing my watch.

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MD: Name one One Direction song?
MRT: I'm currently working through my Greek class...
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DHC: Facial hair hurts.
MD: I wouldn't know.
DHC: No! You would know!

DHC: It feels weird! There's a stranger in my bed.

DHC: I think I only got into Medicine because I'm Polish.

JJS: It's just... You did four years of uni. Why are you taking pictures of cats?

DHC: She can wipe her ass with her hair!

MD: Znowu chce mi sie siku.
DHC: Bo masz macice.

DHC: No, but... this one HAS TO be gay! Bo on ma torbe z zagla.
MD: Skad?
DHC: ...z zagla. Jak masz statek - to masz zagiel. Wycinasz. I masz torbe z zagla.

Re: No carbs week:
DHC: I started yesterday. And I'm SO hungry!!!

MD: Eating is cheating?
DHC: No. Sleeping with other people is cheating.

MD: I co teraz bedziesz robil? Bedziesz szukal 'the one'?
DHC: Well... I was just planning to go to sleep.

...But maybe tomorrow.