It's because Google is for simple people!
AZ: Do you remember... last year there was this thing about this taxi driver who flipped out and killed loads of people?
MD: No?
AZ: It was all over the news! I'm trying to find it! Damnit..
MD: *googles* Is it 'Taxi driver kills 12 then shoots himself'?
AZ: YES! How did you find it?!!
MD: ...I typed in 'london taxi driver killed people'
AZ: Oh. :( I typed in 'taxi murderer' and didn't find it...
And I'm sorry but no-one NO-ONE will convince me that the song Octopus's Garden by The Beatles is NOT about Bin Laden, with lyrics such as:
We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
AND
We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
Just. Please. Lol.
British Gas:
Whilst on hold - "We're awfully busy updating our website..."
MD: What, right now?!
Also:
British Gas woman: I'm assuming [lol in itself xD] that you're calling about your electricity bill. [MD: Yes...but...] Do you want to pay that now?
MD: No. Can I talk now? [BGW: Yes...] Because...I'm stupid and I wrote down the wrong reference number...
BGW: And why did you do that?
o.O
Banter chat. [PS: Not ACTUALLY about periods! xD lol!]
AZ: I'm going to the chemist.
MD: OMG DON'T DO IT THERE'S SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
AZ: Jeez, I just need tampons for my heavy flow!
MD: ;) I like that!
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