Get Well Soon Swan Book :(

Yes, in all the drunkenness of last night, the Swan Book got a little injured. I intend to fix it. Or attempt to!

In other news:

AZ: And East is really close to North like in a really weird way.

MD: It's OK, I have Photoshop.
GP: Good. I need you to make me look Asian.
Errr....

XR: So when someone asks 'Oh, are you dressed as Professor Xavier?' 'No, I'm dressed as James McAvoy from the film...'

XR: We can lock him in a maths-proof room...
MD+GP: A maths-proof room?!

XR: The apple falling from a tree is more free than you are.

GP: The Earth is the enemy! IT'S THEM!

GP: So he doesn't believe in god, but he believes in this magical crane..?

XR: The Egyptians were well advanced in the 21st century.

Copernicus didn't die of religious prostitution.

XR: Me. Giulio. Italian. Male. Want to know if I can be a nun and like cock at the same time.

XR: How did I manage to get from Christianity to Giulio likes wearing tights..?

Re: Picture of GP as a nun, wearing tights, with a small child a mug of coffee, a physics box and a giant cock.
XR: In private that's how I imagine you!

XR: Don't make me bring quantum mechanics into this!

GP: You're getting red!
XR: I'm not getting red... WHERE'S THE WINE?!

XR: Call security and tell them what? 'I need to drink some wine in the maths department'?

XR: The best part of the rap was the applause.

XR: If you have to suck - you're doing it wrong!

GP: Technology to me is like sex to a prostitute.

MD: I just saw Mark in 60 years time!!!

MD: I'm afraid it'll spill everywhere.
XR: Not if you put your mouth over it.

XR: Tell him 'What are you, chicken?' He'll do it!
MD: Spytaj sie 'Czy jestes kurczakiem?'
AZ: ...CHICKEN!!!

XR: I wanted to say 'Buy me a drink. What are you, chicken?'; And I said 'Buy me a chicken!'

AZ: He just stroked an imaginary chicken.
XR: What else do you do with a chicken?

EGGS!!!

XR: Giulio give her a different finger... Agnes, lick the finger! She wants the pinky!

AZ: You could flash someone in that coat!
Randomer: Only children!
Coincidentally the same Randomer who part-took in mine and AZ's 'Let's get naked!' 'WHEEEEEY!' fiasco xD

XR to GP: You wetted my trousers!