Thursday, 12 May 2011

Randomness from my little Swan book

MD: Read the last sentence of my conclusion.
AZ: Ooh, where is it? Where is it? ... Oh wait!

RE: erections
MD: Full blown! A naked woman walks in and *tiki-tiki-tik* ?
AZ: ...

GLSB: Yeah but Pakistan don't seem to mind.
ANH: Yeah they do! Didn't you read their Twitter?!

ANH: You see those clips of 40 year old men eating cheese on toast...
*in unison* MD: No I don't?! GLSB: Where do I see those?!

ANH: Do you know any 15 year old men?

ANH: I got two compliments from women. Neither of whom were my mother!

GLSB: That's pretty low calibre bullying in your school! 'Why aren't you standing up? Stand up!'

ANH: HE FLICKED A LEAF AT ME!

[Talking about a cone]
GLSB: Why is every story about nature? [MD: ...a CONE?] Ohhh I was thinking of the wrong cone!

ANH: I'm going to hell! Left handed...Use condoms... ['and hate the pope' I think was the last one?? xD]

I so badly want the context of this!!
ANH: We were studying a story about a dinosaur with a nosebleed...

ANH [to GLSB]: I just wanted to know why you made your lips disappear and then bite them... Call me weird...

GLSB making the cross symbol before going into the toilet. Priceless.

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