AZ: Do kurwy nedzy; nie moge zadzwonic do wacikow... WACIIIIKIII!
Re: Gypsies.. I think?
AZ: That's people who have nothing to do racially or culturally.
RE: 'Literally'
AZ: Papercut - that's the worst thing! No it isn't... Getting beheaded - that's pretty bad too!!
My dad, RE: GLSB:
Usmiech jak joker; moglby sie kolegowac z Andiem Warholem; czego on sie nazywa 'skeleton'; moze on jest zombie?
Gosh Dad...Seriously!
Some people just need to fuck off. And not do this:
AZ: Comes to your house about skyping about mailing about calling about texting you...
In the midst of a conversation about someone else entirely!!
AZ: Is his name Jake? That tall Chinese guy...
MD: ...Who are you talking about?
AZ: ¬_¬ A tall, Chinese guy called Jake...that's who I'm talking about, OK?
AZ: He asked me out for coffee, and I said 'I'm busy till September'! [LOL...] And he deleted me off facebook for that! How childish!
Frankly, RE: Racism!
AZ: Korean, Chinese = pota[y]to, potato[h]
[Moment to honour the spelling there please :P]
Hah! Context is duck-out-of-bounds, but it's even funnier without xD
AZ: Tea is my blowjob.
AZ: 'You will join us pandas soon'. And what? Dry hump a fucking stick?!
Doing the 'Danny fingering Sandy' routine:
AZ: No, but I do that!
[MD, spits drink out, and laughs for about ten minutes]
WHEN I DANCE!!!
MD: OK I'm going to sleep.
AZ: AWWWWW.
MD: ...I know, being human sucks.
AZ: [Eating a waffle] BLAHGFLFKB
MD: ...what? ¬_¬
AZ: KLAHFKJLGEL:JB!
Oh. Apparently it was 'Lawyered'. Or actually 'Biologied' *sighs*
MD: I'm so thirsty.
AZ: Go to sleep.
...words fail me tbh.
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