Sunday, 29 May 2011

Alternativeness, Figurativeness and Sexual Hugs

[Just a shame AZ told me I am not to publish the funniest thing ever. But I thought I'd taunt anyway. It's to do with boob jobs. And documented in the Swan book. Until she reads this and burns it :( ]

"He would actually die of...alternativeness."

AZ: Omg we're having a moment!

LDC: She's a baking stalker.

Written in capital letters [Much like "SOCIETY IS STUPID"] so I'm thinking this is something I should remember in the future. I love how a semi-drunk me thought that I might just forget this when sober:

ICE IS COLD

LDC: I will figuratively guard your chair with my life.

XRL: We really should check out our mother.

SW: It's OK. The Vikings didn't have horns.
MD: I'm not saying he's a Viking. I'm saying he's a cow.
[Which SW was trying to write down on his hand, before I produced the Swan book. Funny.]

XRL: What did you mean? Like a sexual hug?
MD:...What is a 'sexual hug'?
XRL: I duno... A hug with a happy ending?

XRL: It's a frown of joy.

Watching Kill Bill. About the samurai sword.
AZ: Do you have to take ages to take it out of the thing?
[TWSS]

Kill Bill: "Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, and like a forest it's easy to lose your way … to get lost … to forget where you came in."

AZ: Glass-nerd-gasm.

MD: A week after we started talking, he was like "Come on a road-trip to Scotland with me!" Like... Yeah... Why don't I just shoot myself in the face...
AZ: ...and rape myself with a stick.

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