[Just a shame AZ told me I am not to publish the funniest thing ever. But I thought I'd taunt anyway. It's to do with boob jobs. And documented in the Swan book. Until she reads this and burns it :( ]
"He would actually die of...alternativeness."
AZ: Omg we're having a moment!
LDC: She's a baking stalker.
Written in capital letters [Much like "SOCIETY IS STUPID"] so I'm thinking this is something I should remember in the future. I love how a semi-drunk me thought that I might just forget this when sober:
ICE IS COLD
LDC: I will figuratively guard your chair with my life.
XRL: We really should check out our mother.
SW: It's OK. The Vikings didn't have horns.
MD: I'm not saying he's a Viking. I'm saying he's a cow.
[Which SW was trying to write down on his hand, before I produced the Swan book. Funny.]
XRL: What did you mean? Like a sexual hug?
MD:...What is a 'sexual hug'?
XRL: I duno... A hug with a happy ending?
XRL: It's a frown of joy.
Watching Kill Bill. About the samurai sword.
AZ: Do you have to take ages to take it out of the thing?
[TWSS]
Kill Bill: "Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, and like a forest it's easy to lose your way … to get lost … to forget where you came in."
AZ: Glass-nerd-gasm.
MD: A week after we started talking, he was like "Come on a road-trip to Scotland with me!" Like... Yeah... Why don't I just shoot myself in the face...
AZ: ...and rape myself with a stick.
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