Mexican rebirth et al.

Re: Mexican sticks game.
MD: I don't know. I'm not Mexican.
JTA: Well you should be. Go get reborn.

In Regent's Park, there are these wooden sculptures of children and animals. Having climbed onto the head of one of them, a little girl runs up to the statue of a child...preparing to dive [? god knows what it's doing tbh] and says:
"Daddy, can you put me on that lady's head?"

So me and JTA were sat on a bench, he was drawing away in the Swan book, and I heard a noise behind us. Assuming it was a person, I turned around very subtly so as not to look like I was spying on them or whatever. I glanced over, and it was a child. Oh wait. No. No children are blue and have tails!!!
"OMFG THERE'S A PEACOCK BEHIND US!!!"

JTA: I think he's looking for the peacock.
MD: Considering he's just gone into the bushes, I don't think he's looking for the peacock.
JTA: Well, he's looking for something to so with peeing and cocks!


Re: Americans at UCL [The second, inferior type xD]
ST: I can't wait to tell my friends in Virginia!!

Mid-latitude extratropical cyclone

ST: I went from 'I hate the sea! I hate everything wet!' to 'I am a pirate!'.

Highway to Hell DOES NOT EQUAL Back to Black. Just. Fyi.

Nooo idea of the context of this:
"I AC/DC used you!"

Re: exam hall.
AZ: Which smelled like first basement, then attic, then basement, then paprika [MD: and then?] then basement again. Then cabbage.

AZ: I walked up Goodge Street Station stairs today!
MD: All 136 of them...
AZ: *rolls eyes* I didn't count...


Apprentice:
Susan: "No one has any money around here. Everyone's so poor."

Nick: "What's he doing? He's selling bows."

[To a really old woman] Tom: "When did you learn to water-ski?!"

Psychoville:
"Do you ever see the Silent Singer?"