- Either get in the trench or stand away. Don't teeter on the edge. It erodes the section edge.
- Faith is a virtue.
- Faith is the gunpowder of humanity.
- "Vivian". Witch of Arthurian legend.
- Who were they?
- Use your archaeological imagination.
- Identify yourself, creepy caller.
- Remove your stringy buttocks from my dig.
- Have your team uncovered the True Cross and is the rest of it still down there?
- Yes. And last week we tripped over the Holy Grail, and next week we're going after the Atlantis!
- I'm not being funny or anything, but some men with medieval swords just broke into your flat.
- There has to be a key.
- Why do people always say that? No, there doesn't.
- Now please please please, for the love of Jehova, can we go to the pub?
- Are you going to keep talking like a fortune cookie, or are you going to get out there and start digging?
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