The high road with benefits

Big Bang Theory:
- I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.
- Sarcasm?
-...No. You should go.

MRT:
Why am I miming you deep-throating a banana?

MRT:
I hate you! I mean I'll still sleep with you but that's only out of spite.

AZ:
It's like they're playing pool and they're not even looking what colour balls they're playing.

MRT:
It's the high road with benefits.

TNM:
I was joking too :) ...and then it was true :(

MD: 31-go.
ND: Ktorego miesiaca?
MD: No tego.
ND: Ten miesiac nie ma 31 dni!
MD: No to 30-go.
ND: 30 tez nie ma.

AZ: To nie jest politycznie poprawnie narzekac na bezdomnych.