I am, on the whole, displeased

The Prince and Me III:
- Oh I deeply, deeply dislike them! I am, on the whole, displeased!


Being Human:

- My lunch faught back i'd rather not talk about it. But I mean, who takes a crowbar with them when they walk the dog, i mean who does? that's just weird!

Annie: First I want to know why you're helping us. Why you're helping her.
- I'm all heart.
Annie: No you're not!

Tom: Oh yeah, someone's left something on one of the tables
Hal: God, not more sick?
[Nuts: 100 sexiest topless babes]
Tom: Do you want it then?
Hal: Why would I want it? You have it.
T: I don't want it, it's demeaning to women.

[Just awwwwwwwww Tommy!!! ♥♥♥]

T: What must their mothers think?
H: What?
T: Those ladies on the cover, showing everything to everyone. No one'll want to court them.
H: Sorry, "court them"?
T: You know what I mean.
H: Only because I was around during the Coronation.

‎T: I like your tights, you look like a bee and I like bees.

- It's fun, isn't it?
Hal: Yes. Sometimes it leaves me positively giddy.

T: Yeah but babbling is better than leaping.


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MD: I on tak smierdzi.
DHC: Czym?
MD: ...kupa?
DHC: A, to nie.


DHC: Nie dostalem tego co chcialem.
MD: Ooo dostales rozge? :D
DHC: NIE! Chcialem rozge, i nie dostalem!


Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.