Sex is the best way to ruin a friendship

Big Bang Theory:
- Now? You realise I'm your boss and I am holding my penis.

Big Bang Theory:
-It's the 21st century, you can't have a duel

SD: Podejrzana niebieska torba. Prawdopodobnie wypelniona marchewkami.

GLSB: I want to burn this country to the ground!
TJEW: What, because women have periods?

TJEW: Ha! I made you touch your nipple. And do a camp laugh. All through the power of suggestion. Derren Brown, me.

GLSB: Sex is the best way to ruin a friendship.

MD: Do you mind if I use you as a leaning post?
SJW: No, go ahead.
MD (to TJEW): SEE! THIS IS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE TO HAV-
SJW: ...I MIGHT fall over.


EC: That great song! I LOVE IT!