Bathroom maths and Mufasa

Fools:
Drunk Driver: I am them.
Police officer: You am them?

House:
Are you being intentionally dense?!
Huh? o.O

House:
Double-entry book-keeping?!

XR: I'm gonna...run to the bathroom..and do the maths.

XR: Oh you have a blueberry now! Oh! It's a blackberry! My next sentence was going to be 'It should be called a blackberry'!

MD: I'm not British.
MP: Are you from Wales?
¬_¬

XR to MP: You're doing the smouldering look again! You can't speak English without flirting!

Re: Elephants.
AN: They're not even soft hair! Not like...washed with Pantene.

Re: AN's picture
XR: Why is it sharp?! It looks like a baby elephant under the big elephant!

XR: He never says hi to me.
MD: You're not a girl!
Randomer @Fitzroy Tavern: You're just too cocky!
MD: Hush, I'm foreign!
Randomer @Fitzroy Tavern: You must realise that every man has a cock!

Fair enough xD

XR: I propose a game of fives to my left.
SIX!
SEVEN!
NINE!!!

MP: Two fives.

MP: I propose you were refrained from allowing.

MP: 1, 2, 3, 7! Ok. I win.

MP: People think I'm this Indian slash Chinese girl... slash guy.

MD: There's nothing for you to fuck you me about!

XR: So who did you inherit your awesome looking eyes from?
LOL!!!

XR: You don't even know how to use your eyes!

MD: Why do you call him 'father'?
XR: As opposed to...?
MD: Dad? Daddy-O?
XR: MUFASA!


Re: Saying 'fail'. Also - logicfail.
XR: No-one ever says 'SUCCESS!'
MD: Because it sounds like something Nelson would say.

XR: He's a little bit extreme, but not even correct sometimes.