What do gin and lesbians have in common again?

Fools:
This guy is trying to get boxes out of the truck.
The boxes are now out of the truck.
I can't imagine a way to get them out of the truck quicker
This was a successful truck-emptying mission.

House:
It's a very sad thing, an uncalibrated centrifuge. It makes me cry too.

Horrible Histories:
I mean a woman, dressed as a woman, on stage...It just doesn't seem right.

Re: freaks in T Square
AWJ: You capitalist dogs can't walk now

During conversation about Locke and sharing/using more resources than needed.
XR: An air conditioning party.

XR: This all started with John Locke you know. And ended on Milz having a cigar and a straw in rum tied to her face.

MD: I have the same problem with gin as I do with lesbians...

XR: But I'm liking her father though. Wait! That sounds gay.

MD: I wanted Dom to dress up as Daisy Duck.
XR: Like, for his birthday?
MD: Yeah. Not like...as a sexual fantasy!!!


AZ: "Co tam u najladniejszej dziewczyny w swiebodzicach." Gee thanks. Moglby sie mnie zapytac co tam u najladniejszej dziewczyny na russian female heavy weight wrestling championship.

JTA: man
he'd be the alpha wanker in that relationship

AWJ: my brain is dribbling from my ears

AWJ: wordrape

Cracked.com:
But searching around for anything that's not a diamond or gemstone ring, all I get is goth jewelry. And that's fine, if you're a goth, and you like your ring to be all crooked to symbolize the darkness and scarring of your soul or something -- but I'm not.

Our hypothetical man, assuming he's still alive at this point...