"The closest to a husband is a dad" o.O

SD: To pojedz do Australii.
MD: Nie bo tam sa pajaki.
SD: Wszedzie sa pajaki.
MD: Nie, ale takie duze.
SD: Wszedzie sa duze.
MD: Nie, ale takie co zjadaja ludzi!
SD: Nie ma takich.
MD: Sa! Widzialam w internecie!
SD: Eee..To byl fotomontaz...

MD: Boys are weird...
MJS: 'I WANT SOME WEED'?! :|

TDK: JT is shagging my leg!

Re: Ohhh it's what you do to me...
MS: I'm gonna change the song before I do

Re: cows.
MD: Chodzmy tu... O. One sie patrza.
SD: Nie to chodz, idziemy [turns back around]

[NB: While the above post makes my father seem like a coward, he is totally badass and made himself a plaster out of grass on the same day!]

MD: Can you not play guitar barefoot?
MS: Nah, my hands get too sweaty.
o.O

SAF: Let's just mime it..'Yeah baby!'

MD: You're not my dad!
SAF: Yes I am!
MD: ???
SAF: Well this other guy has taken the husband thing. The closest to a husband is a dad.
o.O

SAF: It's a fucking ninja cow, I swear!

SAF: Will you slap my berry?

[In IRRITATING Russian accent!]
SAF: Do you want to try my berry? Is very hairy.

Re: Beyonce's ass.
SAF: If I could put that ass on Daniel Craig...
o.O

Re: water-fight.
SAF: You seemed to pay exquisite attention to my buttons.

MD: Weirdo
SAF: Huh?
MD [eating]: WUUDUHH... I said: WEIRDO.
SAF: Three times makes it better does it? Softens the blow...

AWJ: Texts should never have souls.

FP: He's practically masturbating a drum kit. You can't masturbate things with your voice!

FP: Mha! I've got a date with a 21 year old. Check me out! Knuckle-bump!

FP: Hey! I was talking about my poor hamster!
MD: Noo, cause I'll say something inappropriate...
FP: He's not dead!
MD: ...yet.
FP: OI!
MD: I TOLD YOU!!!

FP: *sighs* No joke should need that much explanation...

MD: I need to show you something.
TDS: Ok. Not your naked body though. Cause that would be awkward.
O.O
[FYI: I have never asked to show her my naked body! LOL]