http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4x0K2Y7kPw
WILLIAM.
...Bit short innit?
Furthermore,
Death's Big Book of Baby Names
GLSB: I've just discovered 1 minute 16 of you foot-dancing to the Beatles.
(not a sentence I ever thought I'd have to say)
Horrible Histories, about Tutankhamen:
Yes his daddy became a mummy which is a very complex operation.
So the nine year old Tutankhamen became a Pharaoh, which I guess is pharoh-nuff.
Also, these remind me of LDC and GLSB respectively.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsVjj93P1I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpSdS1esZ4
Hello, I'm brother Alfred and this is my new assistant, brother Timothy.
Today we're going to teach you how to write like a monk.
Now, you'll need something to write on, so first take one cute little fluffy lamb... and cut it's throat.
Remember: always ask your parents' permission before you brutally slaughter a pet lamb.
[...]
Remember: always ask a goose's permission before plucking a feather.
And sit. And rule.
And mourn. And mourn. For the next 40 years.
The Hitler Youth. It's just like the Scouts, only evil.
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