Maiya

Quotes dug out from 26-11-2008!

SR: Who cares? It's only a penis on a plate.

AZ: No bo sie nie dzga niedzwiedzia patykiem!

Nerayo [sp?]: Who writes love letters? The closest I ever wrote to a love letter is a text message 'Where ya at?'

SR: Otherwise I'll beat you to death with my quati!

Pub Quiz (Watershed)
What's the book of maps?
SR: A map book?
MD: AN ATLAS!

SR: Mesolithic yoyo

Re: Chewing gum box.
John [Who?]: Is there some kind of child-lock on this?!

Josh [Again - who?]: Politics? Ticks that play polo?

MWS: Then they turn around and realise it's just a twat with a coconut.

MD+XR: That's so book!

SD: Mialem przed oczami niedzwiadki baraszkujace na dachu... bylo ich piec albo szesc...


LOL, no context or author, but it's hilarious:
Unknown: I know for a fact you're not joking 'cause it wasn't funny.

Also:
Unknown: If I ever met myself I'd just be like 'Get out of my life!'
[Sounds like something I'd say tbh...]

Phone convo.
SD: A ja w kominku rozpalilem i sobie siedze.
MD: ...Nie masz kominka tatusiu! o.O