Sunday, 12 June 2011

Flint, linguistics, insults and the Seine

From Swan Book;
[Also, picture gallery to be updated today! :D]

No idea of the context! Shame that...
AZ: Ahhh...Gene Kelly!
MD: Ahhh...FLINT!

AVJ: He's a charity worker by day and a cage fighter by night.

AVJ: All the insults come out!
Chav.
Gay.
Corner-shop boy.

...Muslim!


Re: George Washington
GLSB: He's not like psychologically disabled.

GLSB: Imitation is a form of flattery [Reads my face] ...Or not? It's plagiarism and she's evil.

GLSB: It is linguistically impossible to come to that conclusion from that sentence!

GLSB: Natalie Portman! So hot!
MD: Ooh, have you seen Thor?
GLSB: No. But I've seen Leon...
*uncomfortable silence*


GLSB: I swear to god. Anyone who needs a pee - they tell me. I'm just that sort of person.

Drunken moping and advice.
MD: He's going to hate me! I'm going to be too common for him. [silence] Advise me!
GLSB: I duno!
...Be less common?

ECP: Child bearing hips... Oh yeah, she looks like she's fertile!

ECP: Fork-lift truck jousting.

ECP: Can I put my hand under your fringe?

Re: Met Thames story.
ECP: It's insane! Aha! No that would be in Paris. [proceeds to hang head in shame]


AWJ: It surprises me that there are still bidding wars for furbys though

AWJ: You could either wander London in the hope of grasscourt tennis, or trawl ebay for strange Japanese toys

AWJ: If someone fucked the devil in my garden I would not be amused

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